Thursday, 13 February 2014

38. Seventeen Pounds

Seventeen pounds. That's how much money I paid for a fashion magazine the other day.

Okay so not quite. Here's the mathematics:

1. Unit price: £4.17
2. Tax: £0.83
3. Shipping: £12.00

Sure, it was delivered to me the very next morning by a handsome Mediterranean-looking man in head-to-toe black who handed me a rather luxurious black bag sealed with black ribbon cradling my magazine inside. But really though?

What would really be great is if Inception were a real film and someone came to me in my sleep and extracted my bank card details from my memory.

1 comment:

  1. did I just read what I think I read. " Eyes Wide Open" moment